March 25, 2020


The Only Horoscope Worth Reading.

A synopsis of today’s planetary influences

for sun signs and rising signs.



The Moon is in your sign and you rule the day. You are resilient and making little plans in your head about what you want to see in your life past the madness. Make notes. You need to let pant up energy out. Before you get mouthy, you need to do some jumping jacks in place. Anything…

Today’s affirmation:

“”This too shall pass.”


You don’t mind being quarantined. As a matter of fact, you feel like a lazy bone. Use this time for luxurious stay-under-your-sheets kind of strange time, and do nothing kind of a day. Meditate by trying to think of nothing. You may get there for a split second. It will make you feel rejuvenated.

Today’s affirmation:

“I am trying to think of nothing. Ahh.”


It may seem tough to try to reignite a relationship with someone who may have done you wrong, or irked you in any way, but this is a perfect day for you to do just that. Use this quarantine as an opportune time to catch up. You know where they are today… lol.

Today’s affirmation:

“Let’s bury the hatchet.”


You worry about your job or about your business going south fast? There is not a thing you can do about it today. But what you can do is stay on good terms with higher ups, or with those who will make the difference once this blows over. Stay in touch with them today. 

Today’s affirmation:

“I am making contact with the boss.”


It may be tough to stay put today. Sit by the window and watch nature, minus people walking around in it. Or very few there with their masks on. Watch the clouds passing by. Remember how you used to see shapes there? Write a poem and pour your feelings into it.

Today’s affirmation:

“Better days are ahead!”


Your nerves can be a little fraught today. Virgoing. To think positive is an art you can develop today. Make sure to watch funny videos or stream shows that have a hopeful message. Don’t fall for down-heads and their angry, negative message.

Today’s affirmation:

“Oh, my poor little head…”


This is a fine day to get in touch with someone you may have wanted, and yet never dared to get in touch with. You know their where about, and that they are staying put, and a message from you can go a long way in the long run.

Today’s affirmation:

“I make this down time useful…”


Get on that treadmill (if you have one) or stand in place and dance in front of your television, please, but don’t overdo it. After that is accomplished, it’s time to get those extra zzzs in. In order to be physically able to fight disease, we have to make sure that we are physically rested! 

Today’s affirmation:

“I make sure to get my rest!”


You certainly don’t want anyone to bring you down today! Let them with their doom and gloom not bother you. And yet, you can get riled up easily today. Maybe that is why you feel vulnerable, and shoo away anyone who can bring your spirit down?

Today’s affirmation:

“Listen, leave me alone…”


You almost feel a sense of relief that comes from unknown places in your soul. This whole situation is relieving you from long felt, pent-up pressure and demanding situations. You use this elation to clean your home from top to bottom… Dust off those bunny knickknacks…  

Today’s affirmation:

“This chair actually looks good over there… hmm.”


If the world could just shut the hell up for a moment so that you can collect your thoughts and regroup! It’s almost like you have to go to the corner, face the wall, and get back to us after you feel a lot clearer, and a lot more human. It’s ok, nobody’s looking…

Today’s affirmation:

“I’m ok, I’m ok, I’m ok.”


You want to feel settled and as normal as you can, but things pull you to a direction that may be testing you. You don’t have to get sucked in to other people’s drama. It’s too much energy excursion nowadays.

Today’s affirmation:

“I won’t let you pull my chain…”


Today’s Happy Birthday:

In the coming year cycle you will, once this craziness subsides, find new ways to operate the same thing you have been involved with. New avenues will open up to you, and you will consider avenues that has you more on-the-road type of propositions. You will be happy about it because you will also want to take vacations with friends, and do plenty of running around. Love is possible with someone with whom you can work side by side on your career ambitions.

Good luck and God bless you.


Today’s planetary layout:

The Moon is in Aries.

The Moon makes a hard angle with Jupiter and a hard angle with Pluto.


enjoy your authentic self

live with passion


have a wonderful day


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By: Michelle Star